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[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Josh Safdie directed this.

So perfect.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

and i'm supposed to care he got an egg thrown at him (that didn't even hit him) ? FOH

[yc @yc]

Genuinely and sincerely…what’s happening here lol

[uncle june @catholicguilter]

a dude will say all that to you and then marry your little sister

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

she’s got a cig in hand, ass on a motorcycle, and catholic cosplay on…nature is finally healing

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

I know I can’t afford a girl if her daddy bald

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

[𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒂 @liviuuh]

you will never be criticized by someone who is doing more than you. you will only be criticized by someone doing less.

[ً @PROSTlTUTlON]

nicole richie ate this too hard.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Free Britney

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

Just a couple guys being dudes who could literally end world hunger but play space games instead

[cole @OMEGAZULA]

the moon is now in sagittarius https://t.co/N3vpdQNmE7

[🍒 @jujubby333]

@jorgellsstt @yuhdremo 🗿🗿🗿🗿