Julie Red

I’m mostly here to live tweet during my fav shows & then some 🤷‍♀️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT want an AI summary of my Google search.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of my friend’s text message.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read.

I can read. PLEASE just let me.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

normalize not having anything to say about people’s weight, fertility, relationship status, academics, & anything that is non of your concern.

[Zarish @Zarish5062]

“A postpartum mom doesn’t need you to hold her baby so she can catch up on chores. She needs you to do the chores so she can hold her baby”

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Lukewarm take: we need to stop using mental health/therapy buzzwords in day to day life. Not everyone you dislike is a narcissist. Being sad doesn’t mean you’re depressed. There’s a resounding difference between being nervous and having anxiety. You’re not ADHD because you don’t like to sit still. You’re not autistic because you’re quirky. OCD doesn’t mean you’re organized. And for the love of all that is holy, not every situation that made you uncomfortable is “trauma”.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Mothers who are mothering without being mothered by their own mother are living a completely different reality than mothers who are being mothered while they mother.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Weekends as an adult are GHETTO ASF.

Friday: You work until 430, 5 & you’re too tired to wanna do anything.

Saturday: You want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive.

Sunday: You’re doing laundry 🧺, cleaning the house and still tryna chill but at the same time you disappointed because the next day is Monday & it’s back to work.

Adulting is such a scam 😩😭🥴😂🤣

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

[Julie Red @jukayan]

@ick_real Idella. Shirley

[Julie Red @jukayan]

@heavensbvnny @gowonsmilkbread Not surprised 😒

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurodivergent intuition is unhinged.

We can't remember where we put our keys but we can feel a bad vibe through a text message.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

[Julie Red @jukayan]

@sheilatebra I sob every week. Feels like I’m the only one crying

[Julie Red @jukayan]

@bowtiedmeathead Esthetician!! My good friend built a clientele and now owns her own med spa.

[Julie Red @jukayan]

And cited our work.

[໊ @oockreg]

Millennials are the elite generation because we cranked out 14 page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just low pitched beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[Julie Red @jukayan]

@FearedBuck Uhm yeah she needs to be in jail.

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸Not trying to alarm anyone, but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is??🇺🇸

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

the problem with closed minded people is that their mouth is always open.

[Julie Red @jukayan]

And you still have to unload the dishwasher

[Softboy @softboywin]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Julie Red @jukayan]

@dadopotamus And its all British 😩 can’t do it and I have no idea why

[Julie Red @jukayan]

I’m begging someone more tech savvy than me to create a mashup of all kouri’s facial expressions throughout the trial?? Please. If it exists please show meeeee #KouriRichins #CourtTV #guilty