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ogres are not like cakes

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I pick my nose everyday

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Are Olympians peeing in the pool?

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If @GypsyRose_B doesn’t start an OnlyFans I’m going to kms

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Squatters rights are my Roman Empire

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If you’re not watching Shrek right now wtf are you doing

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Idk why but my inner voice is starting to sound like Teresa Giudice

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@MTVCelebrity Real recognize real 🏆

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Spent the last hour watching motivational YouTube videos. Red Bull for your ears. I am a beast I am a god I have wings babyyy

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Ozempic for dogs @sharktankindia

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Moment for Ask Jeeves, the original AI

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Oh no just realized I’m the ‘hello *kiss on the cheek*’ person

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@MTVCelebrity It’s the trend

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Dry January but I’m doing meth instead

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The cutest thing to collect dust is your plunger

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@julianmazzola Eloquently said my friend

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Imagine driving a PT Cruiser.. just in general

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@lord_ratnani @KimKardashian Rooting for you bud

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SHE’S THE MAN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FILMS OF OUR TIME

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What magician invented the magic eraser?

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How do you have so much confidence to snore?