Julianna Arjes

Someone called me a copywriter once, and that is the hook I will hang my hat on.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

What we might have discussed under the gas-lamp, we now must discuss in the dark.

Thank you for advocating for the value of Light, Charlie. Can’t imagine your “well done.”

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

@KSTP @ImSchultz @maxrrymer we pay $23,500/year in premiums and deductible as a family of four working for a small biz in this state. Thanks for doing the right thing for “documented citizens.”

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

@KayleeDMcGhee This is unfortunately a thing. Fallen in it... stains easily... Love, Minnesota.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

"...what you are doing now can be important for people who are not born yet." Something from the world stage that should be felt in every home. Well done, @bariweiss.

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

Like the rest of the world, I've been watching Alexei Navalny with my jaw on the floor. Where does heroism like that come from? And how can a man risking his life maintain his sense of humor? I called the great Soviet dissident @NatanSharansky to ask him: https://t.co/NqBCPvonUL

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Everyone says age is just a number, but my husband is going to Target to get me a cordless vacuum and I’m the most excited I’ve been in all of 2020. If that doesn’t scream 29, I don’t know what does.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

A good ad makes you look twice. A great ad makes you look at things differently.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

I do not know if she's a butter or no-butter person. Forgot to ask.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg popped up in my 'what's happening' feed, and it reminded me that we watched The Big Short a few seats down from her in a DC theater, Christmas 2015. One of those weird memories you decide to keep on your Twitter feed, ya know?

[Christine Caine @ChristineCaine]

There’s nothing like missing the exit that takes you to the only Starbucks on a 70 mile stretch of the interstate, to enhance marital relationships.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

@MichaelCoudrey A series

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

“Everyone listens. We hear the sound of America: proud eating.”

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Donald Trump and Joe Biden interviews and then asked it to write a debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Here is the first page.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Also considering an Amazon order of @BiscoffCookies

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Spent the last hour of my existence window shopping for luggage because that’s the closest thing to real, live travel right now. Plz send help. Or send the Jade limited edition @away bigger carry-on.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

A tweet + thread you never knew you needed. Guac included.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

How long can a burrito sit at room temperature and still be good to eat?

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Always knew @NASA was magical. Anyone else see the Golden Snitch?

[NASA @NASA]

10 years.
20 million gigabytes of data.
425 million hi-res images of the Sun.

A new time-lapse video marks a decade of operations for our @NASASun Solar Dynamics Observatory. Watch: https://t.co/jRRWuBfcLb

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Decided to rejoin Twitter because figuring out how to have social interactions again in real life hasn't been painful enough.

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

NEWS: #mnwild has signed Amare Hanson to a contract!

@makeawishmn & @mnwildfound granted his wish.

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

@Delta Penny is already a big fan of the #Delta experience. #keepclimbing #futuremillionmiler #flydelta #wanderer #adventure

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

@DaRealJimJ always good to see a friendly face in the sky! Safe travels! #alwaysflydelta 😉

[Julianna Arjes @julesarjes]

Landed in MSP. Kid at the gate asks @jjamesfilm for a picture as a "great April fools joke". #leo #catchmeifyoucan #thatwillbefivebucks