Oh, looks like I will be @metrochicago on Thurs for 2 shows. Why? Oh, just taping the shit out of my NEW SPECIAL!
First show is sold out but there are still about 65 tix left for late show. Come be a part of television history!!!*
*You will not be a part of television history.
@peacock my dog died and then I went on to Peacock to hold onto the last bit of joy in my life. Only to find you took Cheers off. What the literal fuck. I guess I’m canceling?
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Now that I’ve emotionally recovered from running into @DanPonceTV (took me 2 months), I would like to remind him that the offer still stands to sing at my wedding! April 23, Eris Cider House in Chicago, 5pm. @OtherGuys are performing as well so your back up will be very strong!