Jules 🐣

[Cat🐾 @be_my_lunch]

great motivation to keep you going 💪🏽😌

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

Still my favourite covid lockdown moment amongst all the despair.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

holy shit look at the new rug 😬

[Kellan R White @KellanWhite]

Nothing better than riding SEPTA and a man standing up and saying “just a reminder we got LeBron James, that is all have a blessed day” as he strolls off the bus

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

CVS is telling me my dog is going to be treated as an independent legal adults under HIPAA when he turns 18.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This sign is on display in Nashville, Tn.

[Cowboy @COWBS]

when your cat hears you talking about jimothy all day instead of him.

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[miri @mishtimere]

if you like shawarma you should try cocaine

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you lie about being sick so you can leave work early and someone says "yeah you do look really awful"

[Jenin Younes @JeninYounesEsq]

May your political career die and never be resurrected

[Cherry Cowboy @cowdealer]

Drug dealer I met at a party showed me a huge ass map of his daily commute that avoided every flock camera

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

aperol spritzuationship

[trash jones @jzux]

no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

AI gave him Jared Leto instead of jesus, i'm fucking cackling 😭😭