Me: And then I thought “Hey, I can make something fancy for dinner just like my wife does.”
Fireman: And how long before the fire started?
Me: About 4 minutes
My mom told me she was spending New Year's with my brother.
First thing I did when I got off the phone was text him to let him know.
As I suspected, she hadn't told him yet.
Families are wild, y'all.
A great part of parenting is when you finally find something your kid will actually happily eat, stocking up on it, and they then declaring that they now hate it and never want to eat it again.