After the #IronBowl, I saw Alabama AD Greg Byrne on the field...
Me: “Hey, was that Dixieland Delight ‘done right’?”
Byrne: “What? I heard ‘Beat Auburn’?”
😂🐐
i’ve become way too comfortable w/ hanging out by myself lately that i’m basically SCREWED. u want to go out to eat? i’m eating pizza already (unaccompanied) u want to go shopping? already going sunday (alone) you want to go on a date? i already have plans that day! (with myself)
I want a boyfriend but I don’t want to put in all the time and effort it takes to get to know someone like ughhhh can’t someone just fall in love with me i’m sooo boredddd
Today I saw a shirt that said “The United States of America. More like Texas and it’s 49 bitches” and that’s when I realized Texans love Texas like Kanye loves Kanye.
Hey sorry I didn't answer your text, I've been second guessing my whole career path, debating all of my friendships and trying to catch up on 20 sum years of sleep loss.