Remember when Hamas burned Jewish babies alive?
But then Hamas supporters denied it.
So the Israeli government released photos of the burned Jewish babies.
But then Hamas supporters said the photos were faked with AI.
So the tech world debunked that theory too.
But then Hamas supporters said ‘OK the babies were burned alive but actually it was the IDF who did that’.
So Hamas released Go-Pro videos of themselves burning down civilian houses in Kibbutz Be’eri.
But then Hamas supporters refused to watch or acknowledge those videos.
Remember that?
I remember that.
I must say I'm really sad to hear that Jason Alexander is is leaving Twitter over this blue check drama. Because of my sadness, I asked ChatGPT to write a Seinfeld script about @ElonMusk taking away George Costanza's blue check.
Here is what it gave me: [Scene: Monk's Cafe]
Jerry: Hey, what's the matter with you?
George: [sighs] It's Twitter, Jerry. Elon Musk took away my blue check mark.
Jerry: Your what?
George: My blue check mark, Jerry. It's like a badge of honor. It means you're verified. It means you're somebody.
Jerry: And Elon Musk took it away? How did that happen?
George: I don't know. I guess I said something he didn't like. But now everyone on Twitter thinks I'm a nobody.
Jerry: You know, George, you can live without Twitter. Nobody's life was ever changed by a blue check mark.
George: [defeated] I know, I know. But I just can't help feeling like I'm less of a person now.
Elaine: [enters] Hey guys, what's going on?
Jerry: George lost his blue check mark on Twitter.
Elaine: [sarcastically] Oh no, how will you ever survive?
George: [exasperated] Very funny, Elaine.
Elaine: [serious] Look, George, you don't need validation from Twitter. You're still the same person, blue check mark or not.
George: [nodding] You're right. Maybe it's time for me to take a break from social media.
Jerry: [jokingly] Or you could try to get your blue check mark back.
George: [shakes his head] No, I'm done with Twitter. I'm gonna focus on being a real person, in the real world. [They all smile and clink their coffee cups]
Jerry: [smiling] That's the spirit, George.
[End scene]
For the record, I must say I'm a huge Seinfeld fan!