Julia Caravello

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

just saw the lady that said “youve lost my business” after her kids got ate back at the park today

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

yo could u imagine if Borat was a diansour - that shit would be fucked up - but now imagine this - wolrd peace

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

the dinosaurs look like shit today

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Our accounting department died in a river boat

[Ellie @Barn_days]

@not_wojak I would be mad but you’re only 5’9 so it looks like you already got your punishment

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

remember when the met gala theme was camp and gwyneth paltrow wore this

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

All the evening shift park employees are now required to wear fishnet stockings

[nick’s vine thread @nickvinethread]

11/ https://t.co/t2d2Xd15AI

[nick’s vine thread @nickvinethread]

9/ https://t.co/64UabqoMEb

[Christin @hexprax]

I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we need some more hot girls to come to the park. seeing a lot of uggos here rn and it’s hurting our brand

[☆ ミ @dreadfaced]

t-rex: aye look a shooting star make a wish
raptor: i wish i was dead
t-rex: lmao
t-rex:
t-rex:
t-rex: aye that shit looks kinda close dont it

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we were at maximum capacity but then four people were ripped to shreds. funny how that works out

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear

[Annette @smallunnaturals]

He can’t read 😔

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Ducks on a cold glass roof.