Julia Margarita △⃒⃘

hamburger help ME

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

I would kill a man for a strawberry&banana vanilla custard concrete

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

there is nothing portrayed on this box that I have not already done in the privacy of my own kitchen when all my family members are asleep and incapable of judging me

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

“It’s like Fergie mixed with Jesus!”
-Alex the security guard

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

If your gut says it’s wrong, it’s wrong.

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

@skims plz help wtf is this

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

“Are you coming out after work?”
“I don’t know…I have to work at 8am.”
“Right. See you in an hour.”

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

My toxic trait is:
If you laugh or make fun of me actually trying at something, I will give up that very instant🫠😂

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

Chef Kyle did it again, but phone did not eat first.

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

@CheetoSantino you should slide me a meet&greet pass for Friday in STL🫶🏽

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

@CheetoSantino See you soon!

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Chef Kyle deserves the world.

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

Are any of my friends fans of @badfriends_pod and want to join me at the live show on April 14?

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

“I don’t play with three things! Nature, the IRS, and god!”

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

I love my city. We truly have the best fans in baseball.

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

My “toxic” trait is I will fuck up a steak tartare any day of the week no questions asked. Call me gross idgaf y’all are missing OUT😭🤤🥵

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

I am so incredibly lucky. Fuck

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

Brunch

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

@annagracecook Ms.Seaton told me she met him at a conference once and said he was the rudest entitled asshole. I’ve never looked at him the same🫠

[Julia Margarita △⃒⃘ @juliacarrow_]

Me:”You don’t like me.”
Q:”Wait what was the question?”