Why do parents compare you to other people when it's convenient to them?
Mum: "shoof Samweel sahbak doktor we metgawez ezay, wenta bete3mel eh?"
Me: "yeah but what about his brother, he's a drug dealer"
Mum: "mesh ana oltelak ehna mesh benkaren nafsena bel nas"
Me: "bruh..."
Just experienced LA to its fullest.
A girl ate a habanero pepper and panicked and someone offered her a glass of milk and she paused mid freak out and goes “do you have almond milk?”
@ABBOUt_to_JUDge Remember when my grandmother ordered slippers to our house but the package didn’t have a name on it so you shred the slipppers open becsuse you thought the government was out to get you...yeah def not paranoid LOL! @sonikavee