Julia Porter, SHRM-CP

Founder of Death Party Philadelphia

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Happy Saturday to everyone especially the rubber glove full of mac & cheese in front of the wawa.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

some ppl should walk around with circus music to match their energy

[DeathpartyPHL @deathpartyPHL]

Join us on 7/29!! Thrilled that @purplehairnurse will be sharing her experiences in #hospice with us
https://t.co/OSc90Dh68j #deathpositive #endoflifecare #deathpartyPHL @OrderGoodDeath

[Hospice RN Michelle @purplehairnurse]

So very excited to be a part of this amazing group of Death Positive Philadelphians! Even more excited to have been invited to present to the group Sunday 7/29/18. Follow the link below for more info if you would like to join us!! #Purplehairnurse #deathpartyPHL

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

There’s a specific type of person that orders a smoothie at a tiny coffee shop during peak times 😑

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Next Sunday 6/24 with @Bound_Pressed 🖤💀🖤 https://t.co/3u9DCzWfQs

[DeathpartyPHL @deathpartyPHL]

Thanks Michelle!!! https://t.co/CuVwvrzB8b

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Jesus Christ https://t.co/1HHIYQNhab

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: Anthony Bourdain of CNN’s “Parts Unknown” is dead. The chef, storyteller and Emmy-winning host has committed suicide at age 61, CNN confirms https://t.co/kUSmSJZXNm

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

...so don’t have a fucking baby with them. Please. Thanks @molls for preaching this crucial gospel 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/DgUtu9P4Ly

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I was on Ambien when I created mankind.

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/74I79rnK6F

[Paul Holes @PaulHoles]

My experience meeting Karen and Georgia was AMAZING! Two very down-to-earth but crazy funny women who have no idea how famous they are. Loved every moment talking to them. Wished Karen would have flashed that wink at me though @KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder @GHardstark #SSDGM

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Can we just take a minute for how important this is 😭 https://t.co/GuW34XYtC8

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

@chrisfairbanks @KarenKilgariff @DYNARFantweet #WednesdayWisdom

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Finally going to kick caffeine for real 🙏🏻 Thx to @chrisfairbanks and @KarenKilgariff ‘s discussion of ‘razor blade waterslides into a lemonade/bleach pool’ I’ll never close my eyes again! @DYNARFantweet

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

This child is the true breakout star of the #royalwedding https://t.co/bCz1Wcu1ix

[Common Girl 💅🏻 @girlhoodposts]

RT IF YOU ARE SHOOK 😳#RoyalWedding

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

Tired of wedding readings from Song of Solomon. I would like to see more Deuteronomy and Amos.

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Maybe turning the energy all the way up isn’t for me when ‘iced’ comes out as ‘ass’d’ while ordering my large black eye just now #FINETHANKSHOWAREYOU

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

#mood dudes taking out their colognes to freshen up on this bus and it’s definitely bath & body works cucumber melon

[Julia Porter, SHRM-CP @juliamfporter]

Currently watching a Franciscan monk in full robes who I’m 90% sure is lost trying to find the planned parenthood.

[Tatered @tatered]

You ever space out so bad you forget everything about human existence except the saxophone part from "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony