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It’s a big week for us opal birthstone girlies who also majored in Shakespeare. #TLOASG

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Raise your hand if you also say “we’re not great with strangers” when people try to approach you and your dog on a walk…but the “we” refers to you and not your dog. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@Ally_Sherman lonely, j

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random gripe of the day: people who don’t drink milk sure do act superior about it.

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this is the longest short week of the year

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Happy Planes, Trains and Automobiles week

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As I get older, the list of people I’d like to share a #pointersaurus with just gets shorter and shorter

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Have we all reached that stage in the pandemic where we’re rewatching Lost? @Ally_Sherman

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@TheDrewDee While you’re at it, would also like a por vs para refresher.

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@solidlamealert

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Can someone bake me a rhubarb-something so I can check this off my bucket list already!?

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My license plate may be in-state but my “thanks for letting me merge” courtesy wave screams “Texas transplant”

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Why are kitten heels from the aughts back but not Umbros from the ‘90s? Priorities seem mixed up, if you ask me.

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@TheDrewDee Haven’t seen them anywhere...

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Who’s got two bags of dried fruit and 0 self control? This girl!

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I hate it here 🤧

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It’s almost May and I’ve only had donuts on two occasions this year. My ratios are all off. Got some catch up to do this weekend.

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Inadvertent Saturday night self-sabotage: deciding to watch Up for the first time

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My dog every time we put him in his crate:

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Has someone already done a comedy bit about the amount of time and effort required to prep and eat a navel orange? Seriously guys, don’t just pick one up at the grocery store and assume you’ve mastered Cuties™️ so you can handle these.