J✨

back on this, I guess. if you need me you can find me stress-eating pickles. she/her

[Kelleysie @KelMarie1990]

Larry the Cucumber did not go to therapy 25 years ago so you could ignore your mental health today.

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

@MAGandcheeseee Go to city md and have them prescribe you an inhaler like me 😭👏🏻🔥 literally have had this cough for 2 weeks and it’s finally calming down

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

My supermarket is always so packed and the aisles are so tight and anyway I panic-bought 6 kiwis today 🥝

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

Espresso martinis have changed my life

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

@MAGandcheeseee What type of work do you want??? I have recs!!

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

Folx it is 2023 we are no longer begging men to stay with us who have chosen to go 🫡

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

@MAGandcheeseee Because they realize that you are too good for them 😤

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i can’t hang out tonight i have to lay in bed and feel weird

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

Not me, a queer person, wanting to start dating women more seriously after my last relationship with a straight man, and ending up dating and having feelings for ANOTHER straight man 😾😾😾

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Lemon chair 🌿

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

The amount of time I’ve spent in Jersey the past few weeks is between me and god

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

@jessicalaur 🥹

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

Get you a man who….

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

Having a rough time? May I suggest listening to Stick Season and bawling on the E train?

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

@birdgravez Listen, you don’t choose the Ugg life, the Ugg life chooses you 🥹

[J✨ @juliehoff_]

Hi this is a PSA to send coffee to your grad school friends. It’s finals SZN and chances are we’re not okay 🫠 (yes this is a cry for help and coffee)