Janice 'Fer sure reeeeally'

Lead Guitar, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Someone check Polymarket and see if this was a bet again. 🙄

[Cat @CatInShambles]

day 3 of no catnip. just lost hearing in my left eye

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who agrees that the audio of Speaker Johnson ADMITTING that he's planning on cutting Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security SHOULD BE A HUGE STORY.

Don't let him slide on this.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This is Sad!

For almost 30 years, leaders from both parties have set politics aside to honor the women veterans who gave their lives for this country at Arlington National Cemetery.

Then Trump and Hegseth shut it down.

Why? Because the ceremony recognized women.

This is an insult to every woman who wore the uniform, served with courage, and sacrificed for this nation.

Yesterday, @demwomencaucus stood with the women veterans Trump and Hegseth tried to erase and held an event anyway.

We see you. We honor you. We thank you. 🇺🇸

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump's former economic advisor just admitted on Fox News that inflation is being driven nearly exclusively by bad decisions that Donald Trump has made. Wow.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is Noah Webster's definition of 'cat' from his 1828 dictionary.

Don't worry.

We like cats more than he did.

[Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien]

NEW: A stunning new project from @lawfare's Katherine Pompilio finds that 97 Jan. 6ers who received clemency for their role in the Capitol riot then got arrested, charged, and/or convicted with subsequent crimes—a number much higher than previously reported.

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

At least 40 minors gave sworn statements to the FBI that Jeffrey Epstein raped and trafficked them. The line prosecutor wrote an 82-page memo recommending charges.

Alex Acosta declined and signed a non-prosecution deal.

He was later confirmed as Labor Secretary.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Recently-fired Scott Pelley spills all the tea on Bari Weiss' lies, and veteran journalists Don Lemon and Jim Acosta speak out in support.

EVERY COMPANY ADVERTISING ON CBS SHOULD BE EXPOSED AND BOYCOTTED.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

Another corrupt Trump scheme paid for by US.
Follow the money!!!!

[Gacha Racing 18 @GachaRacing18]

If you grab a fish with your toes....I...I don't know, that's an incredible accomplishment but like... I wanna see it but I don't

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Okay who was this hero? How come I missed this one?
The thundercunt almost strokes out!

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This woman started the “We Do Not Care Club”, where menopause and post-menopause brain fog is running the show.

She's sharing some of their funniest brain-fog moments in their official incident report 😂

From trying to zoom in on a photo in a physical book like it’s a phone… calling the toaster a “Pop Tart machine”… using a car key fob on the house door… paying for gas and driving away without ever pumping it… heading to the bank instead of the post office… and the ultimate classic: putting on her glasses to look for her glasses.

It’s pure comedy gold and completely relatable.

If you’re in the club (or know someone who is), drop your best “what in the world did I just do?” story in the comments.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@mariana057 WTF!

(mom's version)