Julie

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

*getting ready to pay for my oil change*

Mechanic: we also noticed tha-

Me:

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[yagi @yducknow]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink

[𓄂вϋѕ̧яα ♕︎ нувяι∂ кєи αи∂ ναмριяє вαявιє @barbiehybridken]

“he’s your first love i intend to be your last however long it takes”

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

I hate when y’all start that fall talk it’s stil August slow down ! Go drink a margarita, damn.

[She @___fari]

eggs be good until you start thinking too much

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

one direction would still make BANK if they kept that perfume line running

[Jenni @hashjenni]

unpopular opinion: if you buy a seat you’re entitled to it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gus. He was caught sitting at the kitchen table while home alone. His motives remain unknown. 14/10

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

nothing hits me worse than the wave of nostalgia when i see things like these. take me back to 2011

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

It’s so awesome when people who can’t pay for their own food have like a zillion tattoos they spent their money and time on

[Jillian Michaels @JillianMichaels]

Good Lord. Do you realize that less than 1% of Americans bear the weight of defending the freedoms the rest of us often take for granted? This parade is about honoring 250 years of men and women who’ve risked everything so you can live in a country where even calling them “terrifying” is your protected right. It’s a tribute to wounded warriors who came home forever changed, and to Gold Star families who carry an unimaginable grief — not for glory, but because someone they loved believed this country was worth dying for.

[alfie @alfienxo]

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Wait. American troops are defending American cities rather than defending random countries in the Middle East? Outrage!

(Also exactly what we voted for)

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Brb, gonna sneak into Mexico illegally

Get welfare benefits and free healthcare

Wave an American flag

Burn the Mexican flag

Throw rocks at cops

Burn vehicles

And then say the Mexican President is a fascist for trying to stop me

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

Exactly