goldielooks and the three beers

i like soup, welcome to me kitchen

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

in case you forget why I’m here

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I wanna be a modern day Brit they really skilled at complimenting people and diverting attention from our imperial conquest

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

https://t.co/JD4MI6DYFw

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

Some people have never tried to bang a crooked pipe back into shape and it shows

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

for every henessey commercial that targets white people I will hit the crack pipe one time

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

Um, I just biked through the west village and saw nothing

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I am now watching the news

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

It’s about to be my birthday and I’m so lonely that I went to the nearby ghetto smoke shop and bought a bong and told the shop keeper guy it was my birthday

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I’m cold

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

@ATrashpit @gcherrybaby Lmaoooo

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

like all the leaders r 23 or younger

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

work is hilarious, it’s just a bunch of kids running the fuckin flagship restaurant of the whole goddamn company

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I got new helpers in the kitchen for support, this one super chill dude we were talking n I found out today that he was a black belt jujitsu and ex army in the bomb division

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I just watch baby sitter killer queen and it’s pretty cool, basically moral of the story is all mental illnesses can be cured by just getting fuckin laid u idiot

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I’d give a fellow kitchen mate everything I got on good faith and they would do the same with me. Exchanging cultures is easy when everything boils down to having good food, good company, and a good time.

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I love being a restaurant worker, yeah we work hard and dirty, but I just had a amazing ass meal and lots of tequila with a board member for nickedeon and the owner of the restaurant of a freakin A+ class Peruvian place and all I brought was a 6 pack of angry orchids

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

new coworker called me cute today but she’s 18 and someone’s younger sister pls send assistance preferably a holy cross the devil decided my mania should kick in today

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

All trader Joe’s employees are straight plucked out of the 80s

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I really fucked the pooch on this one today, I couldn’t do anything but lie in bed and flake out. I feel tired, miserable and alone. Why is my brain like this please make it stop I’m begging you

[goldielooks and the three beers @juliusmathisdao]

I’ll say it, shishito peppers are a dumb ass food