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(she/her) carefully curated chaos. straight ally

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Ben Affleck's mother Chris Affleck passed today. I was unaware of her longstanding activism for Palestine. Now his disgust and revulsion at genocidal Zionist Bill Maher and Sam Harris's deranged racist Islamophobic rants makes perfect sense. RIP, you raised a good son.

[Justin White @justinwhiteVA]

If ICE detaining Native Americans doesn't tell you this is a textbook ethnic cleansing rooted in damnable white supremacy, nothing will.

[Emilia ♡ A*POP🐅 @MissPosEmilia]

LMAOOOOOOO SKSKSKSKJDKD⁠

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Zohran Mamdani: “When it comes to Palestinian New Yorkers who are disappointed, I understand it. We are talking about someone who has been charged with crimes against humanity. Someone who has visited this city on many an occasion and who has been welcomed by previous mayors. I want to make it very clear that welcome ends with me. I will not be welcoming Benjamin Netanyahu or any other war criminals when they come to this city”

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

rush was so bad i tearfully said “i dont have time for bits right now” when my coworker tried to riff with me

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

haven't seen The Odyssey yet but I assume it's about as harrowing a journey as when you'd get those flip flops from Old Navy for $1 and the plastic strap would eventually pop out of the foam then you're like trying to get home from the beach clinging your foot onto a broken shoe

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔⸆⸉ ☁️ @ghostlybabe_]

This dress didn’t get talked about enough

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

So crazy that I decided to go across town on everyone’s official first day driving a car or perhaps even seeing one. Congrats to all

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

you’re telling me Chris Nolan, the guy who ushered in the modern age of superhero movies, keeps making films about men who must reckon with their guilt over loosing horrors upon the world

[Sam Reich @samreich]

this isn't how everyone actually sees me, right guys

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[junkdog @junkd0g_]

a sex offender, a holocaust denier, and an epstein associate walk into a bar. The bartender says, “wow my kids love your books”

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

The Taco Bell slander must come to an end. Taco Bell has been there for me so many times over the years and not once has it ever given me diarrhea. Your "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea" takes are hackneyed and dumb. Cheesy Gordita crunch is a gift from the gods

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami, TMZ reports.