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[Comedy @VoteToFindOut]

Boy: "You're like summer" Girl: "You meant hot?" Boy: "No class"

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

B!tches be like.... http://t.co/dVAmHhR2

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

90% of the things I worry about never happen.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

That one person you hate for no apparent reason

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym... And go straight to McDonalds.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Me? Jealous? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. yes.

[zel @denzeldion]

I text back FAST.... when I'm bored.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Dubstep = A rap battle between the autobots and decepticons.

[IG: whytez88 @iadorewomen_]

Don't lose yourself trying to love someone....

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Is "blowjob" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

If stress was a drug, I would be high as fuck.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Having unlimited texting... with no one to text.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

What can I say... You bring out my inner "Fuck you".

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = Unstoppable.