James Harrison

unjustifiably in a position that i’d rather not be in || my filmy thoughts go over here: @JHarrison_Films

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

always wanted King Kong to be big enough in a movie to snap off the Empire State Building and use it like a baseball bat

but for obvious reasons

that’ll never happen

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

sitting down to watch a film out of thousands of possible options and choosing a documentary on professional hot dog eating 🌭

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

wouldn’t be surprised if this lil dude was still alive today

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

Earliest known dog photo shoot apparently ?

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

just got id’d for a pint let’s goooo

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

very funny set from @GianmarcoSoresi and @TyColgate tonight, though gianmarcos big-ass watch blinded me like four times. like a damn lighthouse. ⌚️

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

true crime podcasts are OUT, fake crime podcasts are IN 🫵

monkeys in a hit and run. a wizard kidnapped your gran in 1993. there’s a serial killer but it was actually like one very persistent wasp.

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

holy shit wow

[＠CharlesBronson69 @charlesbroson69]

Edit que mudou a trajetória da história humana:

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

@jacksfilms a masterclass in build-up and shock
https://t.co/1CPa0cO4Xt

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

korea has mastered their instant noodle texture to be the best in the biz, so why are their flavour options limited to:
a) pain spice
b) gym floor feet cheese
c) mystery flavour 🤫

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

hilarious music choice here aside, i saw this little bird puppet in person last month and it was like i met a celebrity

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

@DiscussingFilm alien: dave new world

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

until I see a trailer I ain’t believing anything

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is officially in the works, confirms director.

Nicolas Cage set to return.

(Via: https://t.co/6Vr4v3Y5sL)

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

a thirst trap? you mean an desert mirage? 🏝️

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

petition to change the past participle of ‘sprint’ to be ‘sprunt’ 🏃‍♂️

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

The Weird Al Show: Al Gets Robbed (S1E13)
1997 / US TV- CBS / Peyton Reed
💪🐹sound on🐹💪

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

they should dig dobby up and behead him like they did with cromwell

[James Harrison @jumbo_harrison]

concluded at work today that a Frijj should be categorized as a “session milkshake”

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny