Ms. Brightside

2 rich 4 the definition

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Had to think twice before tweeting that because if i thought 3 times i wouldn't have

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

You are conflating form for purpose, indicators for end-goal, even in the logical order of things you are wrong, but even if you weren't time will rob those things anyway, the passage of time is sadder to those unable to accept the rules of nature

[noor🐞 @pakijoon]

saying goodbye to that small waist and flat stomach for a googoogaga crying ass cotton ball never made sense to me

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

I know I have too much free time on my hands when feminists start agreeing with me online too much, a little is fine cuz that's rational but too much and i know i crossed into lifeless jobless category and I have too much energy with nowhere to go and no kids to chastise

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

It be like that sometimes

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

Female cop panicked and headshotted a civilian Rabbi at the Pornhub Headquarters groyper

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Tried talking to mom but she doesn't care about anything i say hello twitter again

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

"متنسوش تلعنوا" nigga get a job

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

يخوي ما دخل الاسلام انت بس عاجبيتك البنت شكلا وكارهها مضمونا رجاءا شوية self awareness.
ثلاث ارباع الزلام هيك جد بصيروا يفعفطوا لما يشوفوا بنات عشوائيات اخلاقياتهم غير، انداري روح تزوج قرابتك ما تحسسني قضية الشرق الاوسط انه بنات عالنت بدهم اتنشن، كل حدا يروح يلتهي بحياته يلا

[maximillion pegasus II @maxtazablood]

شراميط مصر والشرق الاوسط
فتحوا علينا بلاعة شراميط ايران الملحدات
متنسوش تلعنوا نسويات مصر والعرب اللى تسببوا فى اكبر ماسورة شراميط وملاحده ونصارى وعلمانجيه وشواذ اتفتحت على الاسلام والمسلمين
الله يلعنكم

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

This is just to say, if you are earnestly trying your best and throwing yourself in rejection's way, heart on your sleeve, accepting that you'll beg if you had to (not in an undignified way, just in things you truly want that are worth it), expect even more ostracizing from gen z

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Begging for a job in your special interest domain and begging for affection and attention from a good but otherwise busy person is a lost art among gen z, no yearners left in this generation, there's a huge taboo on trying really hard in matters of the heart, passion is cringe

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

So instead the "winners" in this generation manipulate/ backstab their way into good opportunities. Earnestness and vulnerability are cringe and perma-weak so the "correct" course of action is playing games, happens any time good opportunities are rare, can't really blame gen z

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Using a football match to analyze the Arabic state of mind is retarded from my part ik, but what can i do, we don't produce any real art, we don't have public discourse where people express their actual opinions, we don't have political representation, so i *will* read into this

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

In the Arg vs Aus match the Arab commentator glazed messi for an hour and only mentioned the referee was Arab after min 90, the girl with the largest Palestine tattoo called messi-the-zio a godsent perfect human, nothing is real, no one has any loyalty, we died and went to hell

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Regardless of the thoughts "incoherently expressed" by the girl in the video, this post is actually 10 times worse than anything pretty women post over videos of themselves. This is cowardice disguised as empathy, high-school hater mentality, conformity-maxxing, you are no better

[whats going on @phone3301]

genuinely feel bad for people like this who, in all fairness, have every reason to believe that they *can* think. nothing has ever meaningfully collided with their ideas in school, after all. they get good grades and feedback on their essays etc and always have!

outside of school, a few people have probably even sat through this poor doe eyed foid rambling incoherently about politics or philosophy like this and nodded along, “wow, you’re really smart!” instead of “are you sure about x?” and now she’s pushing like 25 realizing that what she had believed to be original and meaningful thoughts worth sharing online were incoherent and not even originally so, and by extension that nobody she knows really cares about what she says.

just an awful thing to happen to a person and it happens to women and attractive people too often imo.

i knew someone like this who wrote poems. she was very sweet and shy about them and so nobody had the heart to tell her that they weren’t so good. so she spent years writing bad free verse poetry until she realized she had to learn what meter was after some turbo autist online cut her from the knees. just very sad all around

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

الحارس الايراني مجنون كان لازم ينزلوه هجوم

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Kind of people i find myself randomly working with (my work situation is so comically bad it has made me take life more lightheartedly and made me feel i can survive anything)

[Tony @TEH73]

نكتة الفلاح ال مش لاقي ياكل و طلعله جني قاله أتمنى أمنية واحدة راح قاله فيه جار ليا عنده معزة، عاوزها تموت.

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

If my kids turn out so smart they figure out how to do things but refuse to do them for free i won't call it weaponized incompetence I'd just be proud of them lmao, extremely pissed off but proud

[sweatshorts @sweat__shorts]

Accusing your kids of weaponized incompetence is crazy work

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

عندي فضول ممكن ينفهم غلط بس مش مهم، السؤال كالآتي: بالبيئات الفنية خصيصا، هل الناس بينجحوا اكثر لما يبطلوا يستحوا (يعني مثلا بتزيد الجرأة عندهم فبصيروا مبدعين اكثر)، ولا ببطلوا يستحوا بعد ما ينجحوا فوق حد معين؟ (لانهم مثلا صاروا "محميين" بال clout والمصاري والدعم الخ)
لازمني جواب

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

@ynllooo يزم ترفع له القبعة اقسم بالله فنان انتصب علي وطلعت مبسوطة

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

Me getting the mini size from 4 winters and still getting a heart attack from the price

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I’m noticing middle class people really don’t like being told they don’t have the same options as the wealthy. It’s also pretty obvious a lot of people don’t realize they’re middle class and do a lot to “unsee” that reality

[Ms. Brightside @jumdude]

مشكلة تويتر الحالية مش انه الواحد بحس حاله قاعد بالشارع، عادي هاي من زمان، المشكلة انه هسا الواحد قاعد بالشارع مع عاهات، ما حد عنده اي اشي يضيفه، ما في مآخذ حراقة حتى لو غلط بس عالأقل محاول يفكر، جمل متفرقة معتوهة ولما تفتح اكاونتهم تعمل انفولو بتحمد الله انك مش عامل فولو اصلا