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[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Man that Bankless guy is gonna look like a huge retard when ETH runs to $2300 next cycle

[Eric Yakes @ericyakes]

Bitcoin is valuable because its best competitor is a million years old and doesn't work on the internet

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Every time a developer leaves the Ethereum foundation a new village in Africa gets a one month long solidity workshop

[Cryptofungus @Cryptofung]

Cobie doesn’t even talk about the easy road anymore he just looks at you like this

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

My friend at the NSA said they know almost everyone who has ever bought zcash and I asked him how and he said they go on twitter and search for people who tweet “just bought zcash”

[shafu @shafu0x]

crazy how bad crypto's reputation is

[threadguy @notthreadguy]

lets just declare crypto an ai bottleneck

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

😭

[oo @ooxbt]

defi felt safer when timewonderland was handing out 1000000000000% apy

[Wicked @w_s_bitcoin]

Bitcoin’s promise has always been that no coin can be frozen, even a stolen one.

[grubles @notgrubles]

MtGox was a more catastrophic theft than quantum will ever be.

* 70% of all trading volume

* 850,000 bitcoins stolen from them

* 6% of all bitcoins that existed at the time

* Roughly 1/10th of the entire marketcap of Bitcoin

Look where we are now.

[Isabel Foxen Duke⚡️ @isabelfoxenduke]

Good news: it’s easier to make Bitcoin quantum-resistant than it is to build a quantum computer.

[banteg @banteg]

justin sun vs wlfi

the original token deployed sep 2024 had no blacklist and no seizure, but it was upgradable. the blacklist was added in v2 on aug 24, 2025. 11 months after sun invested and one week before trading opened. on nov 19, 2025, another upgrade added batch reallocation, essentially seizing, justified with saving phished funds.

whatever the paper contract said, the code for vesting contract supports cliff dates, linear schedules, and up to 8 segments per category. wlfi used none of these to restrict sun. they chose 20% instant lump-sum unlock, then punished him for using a fraction of it. the remaining 80% has no vesting schedule at all, 7+ months later, claimable() returns 0.

the vesting contract has per-category schedules to enforce token lockups. what's interesting is wlfi has carved out a special category 3 specifically for justin sun, he's the only user in it. the other 519 investors are in category 1.

14 minutes before sun activated his wallet, wlfi's own 3-of-5 multisig configured category 3 to release 20% of his 3b allocation as freely transferable tokens at trading start.

over the next 3 days sun transferred out 55m. a single guardian eoa (also on multisig) blacklisted him. that address is also the sole owner of a second guardian safe with threshold 1. so one person can freeze anyone, while seizing requires 3-of-5.

meanwhile, the same multisig is using 5b wlfi as collateral on dolomite to borrow $250m in stablecoins. they represent 98% of all wlfi on dolomite and 86% of the protocol's entire borrow volume. two safes with the same five signers, running a usd1/usdc loop that recycles borrowed usd1 as collateral to borrow usdc and feed it back.

[danny ⚡️ d @dannydeezy]

bitcoin is awesome because every once in a while there will be some big impending concern (like quantum computing) that nobody knows how to solve and then some random giga-brain named avihu just drops paper out of nowhere that solves it

[grubles @notgrubles]

Bitcoin devs are so good that they accidentally quantum-proofed Bitcoin.

[mononaut @mononautical]

crazy that Bitcoin is now being used to *prevent* boating accidents

[grubles @notgrubles]

Crypto people are hilarious. They refuse to believe Anthropic Mythos has found existential bugs in Ethereum, but simultaneously believe alien technology exists and is going to be used to steal Bitcoins any moment now.

[banteg @banteg]

anthropic running the exact same marketing playbook with every release. “our model is so capable and dangerous, ahh we are afraid to release it”. just put the model in the bag lil bro.

[Andrew @AP_Abacus]

One week later and the ‘quantum is a material threat to Bitcoin’ has turned out to be a .eth psyop.

Comical.