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Just vibes

[SYDNEY WILLS @sydney_talker]

FRIEND ZONE PART 2

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[panda 🐼 @juni0r_panda]

Unemployed Nigerian youths 🤣

[. @yourgirl_ajex]

Is it possible to be in final year and not know some of your coursemates names?

[panda 🐼 @juni0r_panda]

@instablog9ja Wetin be this oo..comma 😂

[Nux @neosvy]

The worst part of having discussions/arguments on twitter is that you might have gone really far into explaining yourself before you realise the other person is mad.

[Adéṣọ́jí Bàbá Chief @AdesojiMinkail]

Spending minimum wage to buy milk for this boy every 2 weeks, he’ll grow up now and be singing sweet mother, i no go forget you. If you like forget me, God go remember me.

[Femi Uche🐐 @iamspreado]

So embarrassing...poor dogs.

[panda 🐼 @juni0r_panda]

@iamspreado Yoooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[WEST TRYBE NEWS @westtrybe]

If you are outside in a lightning storm and your hair starts floating, seek immediate shelter. You are about to be struck by lightning.

#MythAndFact

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

If you are connected to a loud speaker amongst other niggas, don’t be playing songs in accordance with your own personal feelings at that moment. Don’t be foolish.

[A.K.I.N.L.OL.U™ @myHoodies_onYou]

They call it our name when we didn’t actually chose the name by ourselves...

Like they didn’t even asked us if we love the name they was going to give us🤷‍♂️

What if our parents named us the name they wished their parents name them?

Didn’t that make it their name?😂

[Queen Preshiii @preshdeyforyou]

Nobody loves you like your brother, but that nigga will never show it, he will always look out for you❤

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Please don't use metholatum on your babies this harmattan to keep them warm. Ordinary petroleum jelly is enough.

Metholatum breaks down red blood cells in babies who are at risk and causes jaundice

Also there's nothing like baby metholatum, that's marketing. Avoid it

RT

[name cannot be blank @Olabisi_0x]

Can someone explain what’s wrong with using left hand to give something to people.

I want to know what makes using left hand bad.

Explain like 2 years old.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Harsh truth about the adult world

People in general only care about what they can get from you. You can be the nicest person in the world, but if you're not "useful" to them, they won't care about you.

We're mostly selfish

[panda 🐼 @juni0r_panda]

When the igbeux hit the right spot 😂😂

[Kay @kayzywizzzy]

“S3x between a married couple is technically incest because they’re family members”