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[Bena @benardohmichael]

It's time we start a twar between GenZs and millennials, kuna madharau imeanza

[BRINGA @BRINGA_007]

Jalas is a Joker with an insatiable appetite to accumulate wealth. Winnie Odinga is lazy. The best person to replace Sifuna as Nairobi Senator is Faith Odhiambo.

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

😂😂we used to drink pamoja alafu anarusha tweet unajipata unakarangwa twitter mkiwa jug ya pili.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Mi hushuku RAO alikuwa anaita Omwami kando anamshow kuna deal anafaa kufanya but hiyo haimaanishi will change your political and moral views halafu anamshow "Wewe enda upepete ujifanye hatujuani" ...that is how you raise your fav son. I think he was his fav kid.

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Gen Alpha watakuwa zile za, “Na GenZ msidhani tumesahau mlikuwa mnaita matacore MaFrrmbanya”😂😂😂😂🚮

[𝙾𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙴💚 @Olamide_220]

Kissing a girl’s neck is the ultimate way for her to get wet easily.

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

KDF has been ordered to pay Kshs 8 MILLION to a soldier they jailed and fired because he refused to work on Sabbath

[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

Men are no longer desperate for women, and this makes women very angry.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

✌️

It is a wrap.

A man's salary pays artisans, plumbers, masons, technicians and mechanics.

A woman's salary buys an iPhone, earphones, bundles, airtime and subscriptions to online gossip.

We are not equal.

Lesson of the day:

USE COMMON SENSE

#MasculinitySaturday

[Steve Mwema @mwema20]

Hii bale mpya ya waluhya sijui imetoka wapi. We were so used to wale wawili wakushiba na kutosumbua. Hawa ata njaa hawana.

[‏ً @M0tion_001]

Scared to even do something romantic for a girl, because they always find a way to make you look like a goofy.

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Huyu jamaa alikuwa na hasira ju KPLC wakikuja wang'oe hizo illegal connections unga imemwagika😂😂

[Chris Kim Story Teller @KimaruChrispus]

After getting sober, I visited shagz. I noticed my small ka niece following me everywhere... Eventually she told me "Cúcú alisema wewe na Mwai mtaiba vitu niwaangalie 🥵".
I had to convince her I was not stealing any more and I will never shout when drunk again 🤣 . Woi stigma

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Nimeuliza mzae a decision he regret making, haongei ananiangalia tu anaclick

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The fattest woman I have seen week said she was 63kgs. Na ni kamama kamenona kamekua yani round kama mtungi ya busaa. But me I am here with my 79kgs,yet everytime I video call my mother she looks at me sadly and asks me kwani hawakupei chakula huko. Bwana something is not right

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

ive noticed that people who want everything extremely clean are evil as fuck

[Miles @C139999]

Concept of hating men enough to abort a male baby but not enough to stop taking dick , interesting thought process

[Specter @DemonFramed]

Over 80% of males in our society will never experience genuine, raw, animalistic desire from women and that’s a tough pill to swallow.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Ingia youtube and search channel Unpluggedvip, subscribe, take a notebook and a pen, listen, internalize and make notes. Give yourself some few months, dust utakuwa unaonea kwa memes