calamity jane

oh may I just scream and scream and scream and scream

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@CraveCanada have less ads

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@a4b2agonist @TylorStankley2 I was broke af this fall and hungry for curry so I had curry spiced eggs and tbh it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever ate

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@Uber @Uber_Canada this is useless when my order was delivered to the wrong house and the driver declined every call

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@maaluverao @raynefq i bought the carhartt overalls

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@eternelleAZ @uncledogi @RealCoolGuy45 It’s intrusive if you’re vividly picturing it over and over and over again even when you don’t have a cat or dog to speak of :D

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@TheDivineBruxa Hi im libra/cancer/leo 🤝

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@clarkexravenx Which sophie

[Sissi @saintsissi]

Low self esteem shows up physically & it hurts. You shrink when you feel insecure. Rounded shoulders, tight neck, tense scalenes, hunched chest… literally carrying the weight of insecurity. Heart & throat chakras included. Viparita Karani. Locust Pose. Pilates Swan Dive.

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@mefuckedforever @astropriestesss I’m also curious 🧐

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@BlueRayZay @gjvhjktada @PercThaGoat Sometimes I feel very very tall and very very wide like I’m getting sensation from a body that is beyond where mine is in space. Idk if that’s what they meant but I can see myself being convinced I’m making leaf tornadoes

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@h_ckhound @whtwlkr @maddycrys I’m on stimulants and they’re not fixing the “tired all the time” either :-(

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

Kinda wanna be the next dale jarvis….. like should I train. I haven’t heard a ghost story in ages

[e1mo⑨ 🪓🔪| Backrooms spoilers @eat1er]

Imagine having this demon entity show up in your horrifying nightmare and your first instinct is to make the girl you're obsessed with cosplay as it

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@sinist3rgore

[Lily @shutthefckuplor]

I think Shauna is physically incapable of sending a normal text message.

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@antlerituals @highashoped I love this show so much but it’s been giving riverdale since the start of season 3 :-(

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

@austin_moraski @bayeslord This is exactly how it talks to everyone bro 😭😭you got AI to reassure you your use of AI was good. You are cooked to smithereens.

[worms cited @christapeterso]

His wife needed physical therapy

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

Trying my hand at local specific tweeting. Wait until you hear my thoughts on route “3A”

[calamity jane @juniperleaves55]

if you die on bannerman street do you die in real life