california squirrels

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

when dorinda said “martinis are like breasts… two are great, three are too many” she meant it

[Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @l0tswife]

everyone dressing like as told by ginger these days

[R☆y 🐬 @Rykpmks]

Zara is always just so quick with it LMAOO 😭

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Calling a hot girl “mid” is the closest most of us will ever get to owning a home.

[ᒥᐦᑯ 🌸 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘺 @redaskiy]

Working class mom

[🦩jay II🦩 @mascdonna]

Open the refrigerator
I run into Debi Mazar…

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[jatz crackers @iconspice]

you know these two were a damn problem together on the Mayflower

[ôH Ⓜ️iɳ @leauxo]

Like, how can you not say “iconic” ? 😭

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

tyra is doing something with her bangs that has never been done before

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Omfg why is the new RHONY trailer kind of good

[melody shady facts @VickiAndTamra]

close enough, welcome back Marysol

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

the random martha stewart cameo in the rhony trailer

[Whenever there is any doubt----there is no doubt @Tetradugenikid]

This fucking killed my whole household laughing