Mat Clark

Lead Junkateer of ramshackle Alt-Alt-Country band Turnstile Junkpile, Songwriter, Ageing B-Boy, Funk Obsessive, Vinyl Freak and Beard Analyst.

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@thisworldisbig No one likes a show off, Kris 🙄

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@EarnMayo I don't have tiger shit in my car. We are not the same.

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@Baddiel Saw this and thought of you https://t.co/oOS8v9AGDE

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@Mike_Batt Milk!!? You maniac! Water surely?

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@Parody_PM Isn't levelling up brilliant! Cars too! They're brilliant! BRILLLLIANT!!!

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@rowandobbins @fshires 'I am an ATP agent!'

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

So Rishi already backing away from a promise he made 2 days ago. Top delivery

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@marcusjamesEY @SouthamptonFC Shameful, if not surprising. Well done for saying something. Christ, it's bad enough watching us play without having to deal with that shit as well!

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@NickAdamsinUSA You OK, sausage? 😳

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

When you're too right wing for Alex Jones. 😳

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Alex Jones desperately tries to get Kanye West to clarify that he doesn't actually love Hitler ... but nope.

Ye: "There's a lot of things that I love about Hitler. A lot of things."

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@petepaphides B side wins again by public enemy

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”

“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Oh my… that’s us disgusting, awful, devastating!!

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

@amylame Show them the real London I guess. Brick Lane beigel bakery. Game of dodge the puke on a weekend night bus jaunt down holloway Rd?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Sunak correct that there’s no “magic money tree.” It’s not magic & it’s actually more of a forest, watered with the sweat & blood of workers & then chipped down and hoarded by him & his billionaire mates while your family starves & freezes.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

His 100+ backers must be devastated, assuming imaginary people can experience emotions.

[Mat Clark @junkpilemat]

If you don't want to work yourself up to the point where you might go on a killing spree give talk radio a wide berth today

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

General. Election. Now. Or take to the streets …. Five Prime Ministers in six years. Just fuck off. All of them

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Our 5th Prime Minister in 6 years must be elected NOT selected #GeneralElection2022