fake & gay

I’m always right

[dulce de leche @dulcemgo]

just cause i fuck good and have a fire personality dont mean im a hoe

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We should really sacrifice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[69🇨🇮• @Orxx69]

À tous ceux qui n'ont pas trouvé l'amour à l'école ou à l'université, il n'y a personne au travail non plus

[👾 @repeatafterd]

August

[lesbian esq. @lesbianlawfirm]

A bad breakup will deadass make u asexual for 3 years

[oloks ! @olokonlaaaaa]

4 people have to die for me to get my spark back

[tay @sexyandsadity]

Taking a nigga back after finding out some fuck shit is the worse thing you could ever do. 9/10 u don’t even got the whole story and it’s way worse than what you found out abt. Do better be smarter and walk away immediately.

[bnuuy @myuleeee]

i hate when my stomach is growling like bro u have 20kg of fat to snack on

[໊ @laceiie]

any woman who eats mens butt is not my sister sorry but you’re alone on this one

[frick @gofrickurself]

you gonna suck whatever I pull out of these jorts

[🪽 @giavq5vh]

why do men always admit to touching to your pics AFTER it’s done like hello involve me

[xan @mysnuffer]

i want a bf so i can starve him and hit him in the head with a pan

[fake & gay @jupitermoonsta1]

@albertt275 I had this issue until I decided to stop eating

[albertina🧚‍♀️ @albertt275]

es horrible no tener ganas de salir a ningún lado por haber subido de peso, no se lo deseo ni a mi peor enemigo

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você está se esforçando de verdade na vida e nada parece dar certo

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

I’ve been running an experiment for the last 6 weeks or so that I call What Would A Man Do and I hate to admit it but I’ve never had more fun in my life. I totally get why men are evil.

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

My last breakup gave me heart palpitations and severe panic attacks and now I get that I am the type of bitch to literally die from heartbreak

[vamp @ssinisternyxx]

I’m not better than a man, if I see you pop out with a gf I’m unfollowing

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

when he still comes to see you after you been acting crazy

[fake & gay @jupitermoonsta1]

@_mokaya0 I do not have a love of my life, it’s truly amazing