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Princeton’s Offensive Bad Boy, ESQ.

[M @jurisjester]

Therapy session for the final stretch with the RB25 S13.5 240sx build.

#notadoctor

[M @jurisjester]

@7Veritas4

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Bro we need your vote

I hate the war too

But Matt Gaetz wants to fuck your kids

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

What the hell does "enable force lethality" even mean? None of that is the job of the SecArmy. It's the CEO of the Army. It's not a combat command. It's literally outlined in United States law (10 U.S.C. § 7013), the Secretary manages all administrative and operational affairs of the Army.

Key duties include:
- Force Management: Recruiting, organizing, supplying, and equipping soldiers.
- Training and Readiness: Overseeing training, mobilization, and demobilization.
- Administration: Managing personnel, welfare, morale, and real property.
- Acquisition: Directing weapons systems research, development, and financial management.

Budget and Policy
- Budget Defense: Presenting and justifying Army budget requests to the Secretary of Defense and Congress.
- Public Relations: Communicating Army policies and achievements to the public.
- Advising: Providing expert counsel to the President and the Secretary of Defense on Army capabilities.

[M @jurisjester]

Marco! Pedo!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Where's Marco?"

(Marco is sitting literally right next to him!)

[M @jurisjester]

Miami be like: 🤷‍♂️

[State University System of Florida @SUS_Florida]

ICYMI: July 2026 General Bar Exam Results are here!

✅All System law schools exceed 79%
🍢 @FSUCollegeofLaw achieves highest first-time bar passage rate at 91.8%
🐍 @FAMU_1887 College of Law improves more than 3% over last year’s July exam

Read more: https://t.co/gRUicb3AkT

[M @jurisjester]

@RandPaul Your salary & benefits prove that.

[M @jurisjester]

@richardgalaxia A “Florida Man” saying this about a guy who is dumb enough to conspire to steal Medicaid funds from needy children & then commit election fraud through his wife’s charity with the money is a great explanation for the history books as to why he was even elected in the first place.

[M @jurisjester]

@stuartscheller Gives that “few, proud” moniker a whole new meaning, Semper Fuckboy.

[M @jurisjester]

@mattgaetz Coming from the guy who fucks kids, this holds no weight.

[Victoria Heim @VictoriaHeim]

new york’s hottest club is

[M @jurisjester]

Another stellar example of “battle readiness” for the American war fighter authorized by the Harvard grad.

[M @jurisjester]

@DietCoke_Esq Don’t move to Florida. They don’t show the Dolphins on TV north of Lauderdale.

[sahil mehrotra @sahil_m]

one free piece of comms advice is to never, ever make an ad with the words "STANDS WITH CHILD PREDATORS" next to your face

[M @jurisjester]

@JamesUthmeierFL @HenmackIII Won’t protect money to supplement healthcare for poor children from your own selfish interests, though.

[M @jurisjester]

@spencerpratt Then keep the movies in & stop acting out.

[M @jurisjester]

@DietCoke_Esq Your honor, that shit is stepped on if it cost $35.

[M @jurisjester]

@mattgaetz You noticing you were part of the problem yet?

[M @jurisjester]

We don’t just sell fishing rods, jackass.

[M @jurisjester]

@SecWar Does the first amendment not apply?

[M @jurisjester]

@JamesUthmeierFL Recovering $10 million from scammers doesn’t make up for the $10 million you stole while scamming as DeSantis Chief of Staff or working as a political action committee.