Liam Jurrah

Professional sword fighter. Got out of the Dees at the right time.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Will you wait for me?

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Nah bruz, having my own dreamtime at home with some mushrooms. RT @pearcy122: @Scooby_50 @jurrahcane you at the G bruz?

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

The Jurrahcane is back bitches! 6 sausage rolls on the weekend bruv

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

After this I beat the shit out of them and stole their guitar. RT @bobadeth: @jurrahcane http://t.co/g6yZmIDzLK happier times, Cuz.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Pfffft, I shit $1100.

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@jurrahcane Students at St John's Darwin are organising a charity AFL game. We'd love it you came along!

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Still though, I've had a better trip than those Demon cunts.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Some cunt put LSD in my Jaegerbomb

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

BP also going belly up bruz. RT @bobadeth: @jurrahcane Dan Murphy's is going arse up with you in the slammer

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Don't come to me if that baby comes out black. RT @lindsaylohan: Its official. Pregnant...

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

No Fox Footy in the pen. How'd the Dees go?

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Oscar Pistorius got bail and he killed a bitch. I get in a donnybrook down the shops and they wanna throw away the key.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Made some white fella my bitch last night. #jail

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

I can't remember shit. I get the worst comedown from textas. RT @bobadeth: @jurrahcane you were off your nut last night, ya mad prick.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

In jail again cuz.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

@westoid33 Slept in bruz. I was in the dreamtime.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Fuck, forgot I had to go to court yesterday. Was playing Crash Bandicoot.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

Fuck there is no better way of gearing up for the weekend than a bit of Casey Donovan.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

@westoid33 @barnyard_11 He stole my Jerry can.

[Liam Jurrah @jurrahcane]

I'm on the loose tonight.