Justine

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@missy_woodward @jaketapper @jaketapper PULL THRU

[Jeff Yang 🫶 FOLLOW ME @ORIGINALSPIN ON THREADS/IG @originalspin]

When your troll president gets out-trolled

Cc:
@realDonaldTrump

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

We are all Greta Thunberg.

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

If Lizzo's Truth Hurts can go #1 after being released two years ago, it’s not too late for this masterpiece

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@camillebova Juhsteen & Cameighl bfflz

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@heyitisnotjess

[Justine @jus_holleran]

No one:
The Jehova’s Witness at your door:

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@lindss_banks It’s the most fitting that it’s those three buildings like there is a 100% chance they’ll find more than asbestos in Larson

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@jess_garcia15 I like to make u uncomfy :)))

[Justine @jus_holleran]

The year is 2030. Instead of guns we have groups of angry millennials playing hot cross buns on the recorder really poorly & nobody ever fucks w us again

[Boosh @whatsupboosh]

Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

[Justine @jus_holleran]

Those ASMR chewing videos are SATAN’S CREATION and I just needed to get that off my chest. Thank u & see u next year.

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@gaybeekeeper666 I’ll buy this for you for my birthday bc that’s how much I want you to have it

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@gaybeekeeper666 I love this thread

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@gaybeekeeper666 My queen

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@lindss_banks Closeted Linds aside I am more concerned with the number of grammatical errors @JohnPatrickIII have u seen this??

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@TheMrBlakney You’re welcome

[Justine @jus_holleran]

The amount of people who have sent this to me proves I chose my friends correctly. https://t.co/tw3N7Fzb69

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

If you start watching Bridesmaids at exactly 10:57:36 on New Year's Eve, you can scream "I'm ready to party" along with Kristen Wiig at exactly midnight, starting your new year right before you notice a colonial woman churning butter.

[Justine @jus_holleran]

@gaybeekeeper666