Jvstin 🙄

IA ➡️ VA

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Imagine if Obama was directly connected to Epstein, made $2 billion off crypto scams, grifted a $400 million plane form Arab Royals, and started and lost a war with Iran.

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

Chicago really has Caleb Williams and Caleb Wilson

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

At this point, anything is possible.

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

What about when insurance, property taxes, and maintenance costs go up?

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Unpopular fact: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

@NathanEisenberg @Chicago_NFL 100% of the teams named that border another state left the state. If the other cities bordered another state, they’d probably would’ve considered leaving too.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

🥶 The Iceman arrives.

Your #Madden27 Deluxe Edition cover is here.

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
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[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

Legend

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Friday feeling 🕺

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

Is this too elitist or?

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

Politics aside, killing an animal like this just for fun is legitimately psychotic.

I understand deer and bison and stuff if you eat it, but sport hunting a beautiful cat like this signals major mental issues.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Just some happy little matchups 🎨

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

Bears tax

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

and over the last 4 years combined:

Bears rank in penalty yards called against opponents

#1 fewest

Bears rank in penalties called against opponents

#1 fewest

but, there's also this:

first downs awarded TO THE BEARS via penalties called on opponents

#1 fewest

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

Exactly what I voted for!

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨NEW: Gov. Spanberger just signed a law that prevents harmful chemicals from entering Virginia drinking water.

[Jvstin 🙄 @jus_wint]

Got gas yesterday for $6.49 a gallon in a state that voted for Trump. Brutal.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Not to sound like a libtard extremist but I'd rather spend $500 million on putting 15,000 homeless veterans in homes than on bailing out Spirit Airlines from its 2nd bankruptcy.

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man