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Comedian

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

Teacher : Make a sentence with the word "harrassment"

Student : I was in love with a girl and "her-ass-ment" a lot to me.

[SEÑOR HAMID🌙 HUMBLE @amid_temitayo]

Top 10 Countries With D Highest Number Of Electric Cars in 2020
- Norway,49.10%
- Iceland,19.00%
- Sweden,8.20%.
- Netherlands,6.50%.
- Andorra,5.60%
- Portugal,5.60%
- Finland,4.20%
- China,4.20%
- Austria,2.60%
- Switzerland,2.55%.
Dis landmark 'll be a tall order for africa.

[Bonch😎 @Foknbonch1]

Staying in a situation where you’re unappreciated isn’t called loyalty; it’s called breaking your own heart.✌

[Nomi007 @iam_Toons]

Yo .......Always tell them you're in a serious relationship, that way they can't bother too much and they always try their best to out do the imaginary GF/BF......do not allow anyone stress your Life😤😤😤

[ᴋɪɴɢ ᴢᴇᴀʟ ✞ @Bigzeal100]

My girlfriend said ICY is the easiest word to spell...

> Looking at it now I see why.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Japa japa 🛩🛩

[AllFather👁 @Chiedochie_]

OK guys... This is the only argument that hasn't been balanced yet.. This here are arguably the strongest hero's in fantasy universe.

Superman vs Saitama.
Fight to the death, who wins?

[Velvet ✪ @vell_vet]

When I'm in a cab and the driver keeps overtaking trailers

[ÒLÁ the TÀILÓŘ @_shupsy]

A woman with brains can turn a broke man into a millionaire BUT 'beauty with no brain' can turn a millionaire into a broke man.. Don't sleep on it. Think about it

[Tes✨ @Tesla_tunes]

@davido as sanitizers, a thread 👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️👩🏻‍🔬🧪👽 👇

[future iyawo @_iseoluwa_]

Do you ever look at at someone and just pray to God you never lose them.

[Mariam wa juminilives 😍 @MariamStilaal]

Moods of deep kissing, tight hug, strong and rough licking buh no sexing 😔 any volunteers...... 😂

[Analyst @AnalystAdekola]

Do you have less than 100k followers?
🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀
LET ME BLOW YOUR ACCOUNT
REPLY With "ifb" and Follow All Who Likes Your Reply‼️
💛💚💛💚💚
LET’s GAIN🍎🍎🍎

[Richard Peters @FearlessPriest]

Don't rub my past in my face cause we all did shit we ain't proud of.....