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[ndr @NDR_lufc]

What an app

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[🍒 @sthaxbuthez]

even tomorrow isn’t Friday.

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[cloud 9 @no9fine]

I love what time reveals. Intentions, motives, character… eventually everything will speak for itself.

[sani @saniitsunamii]

thinking about when i told my grandma i liked girls in highschool and she told me to stay out the room when she gets dressed LMAOOO

[Azalea♥ @OluwatomilolaDB]

I loved watching 1,000 ways to die as a child.💀

[jason @morecjjj]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[Raphim✞ @mynutis_warm]

@kaziyamungu_ fr cause this is how you perform with chemistry

[✨️Oluchukwu✨️ @kaziyamungu_]

They are behaving like people who have had sex and things are now awkward

[Rebecca @abcdrih]

Being a giraffe just looks mad inconvenient 😭

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

He looked every bit of 33.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I don’t understand how breakfast makes me hungry again in 2 hours but when I skip it I can go almost the whole day without cravings.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

People who upload photos of restaurant menus to Google Maps are really the unsung heroes of society.

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

No puedo creer que estemos en 2026 y todavía no exista un botón para deshacer un mail después de enviarlo.

[mwende, 🦋 🌼 @mwendesworld]

Mosquitoes should be classified as wild animals

[Black Coffee @3rd_heaven7]

I really appreciate people who keep their word. It’s such a simple thing, but it says a lot.

[mollythemaid @worldofariii]

im sorry im not uploading my drivers license to book a hair appt😂

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.