justine

I should’ve gone to hairdresser school

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@Ahhmandah 🤷‍♀️

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@anne_theriault @yourewrongabout If you enjoy personal stories of life changing experiences: This Is Actually Happening. The one about the woman with a severe phobia of bats who eventually gets bitten by a bat is somehow heartbreaking & hilarious.

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@Ahhmandah Have I ever tried strawberries/any fruit in a salad? No. Will I? Also no. Idk why I’m totally repulsed by the idea.

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@sarahlovescali They can schedule a pick up from their address so they don’t even have to go🤷‍♀️

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@Ahhmandah I miss nz bread SO BADLY. like, the cheapest white loaf from the supermarket is better than the expensive stuff here. All the fancy bread is sourdough. I’m so fuckin sick of sourdough. I gotta start making my own too 😞

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@Ahhmandah We were poor so dessert was often stewed rhubarb on cornflakes with milk. Grew like weeds at my nana’s house. It’s really expensive to buy in the US though.

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@windbagmiles 💪🏻

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This country loves fetuses but hates children

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@Ahhmandah Amen

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@weinventyou And they probably wouldn’t do shit except X-ray to confirm and then buddy-tape it

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@gyzyby @rachsyme Absolutely and the eggs are ALWAYS easy to peel

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@lolacoaster My girl decided out of nowhere she hated the sound of the washing machine and riding in the car. She was perfectly fine with both for YEARS.

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@nicolarz Lol this is right above ann add for HoD

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@fatnutritionist I’m trying a new med & it’s demolished my ability to sink into a book or even endlessly scroll online. It sux bc I end up in my head too much. Thinking is BAD for me!

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@lindsaykatai Big fuck-you to the person/s trying to snitch on them

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@mondosalvo I’m a very fussy eater and even mine was only 4

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@mondosalvo Only recently realized that peter saarsgard is not a member of the skarsgard family

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@Ahhmandah My girl cried tonight because my husband wasn’t sharing his cucumber slices 🙄

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@Ahhmandah Got the shock of my life when I moved to the US, got my first job and found out there was no paid leave. I’ve been at my job almost 14yrs and make less than the new minimum wage in nz. Health insurance costs me $450 p/mo (& increases every year).

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@mondosalvo It’s a dumb analogy bc the iron didn’t do shit for itself - other ppl did all the work!!