alpha.

ngl, i’m just a random nig who be talkin his shi

[alpha. @justAlpha_]

if yu know yu can do better, then do so

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

you could be vibing at ya job & a 40yr old hater gone be ya biggest opp

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[alpha. @justAlpha_]

trump why we lost, im jackin it

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

SHORT MEN BELIEVE IN UR DREAMS

[Doug @magnumdong1992]

I’m gonna be the first person to be off the LeBron Henny mixed with the Brady Nut

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

Nypd got undercover cops dressing like playboy carti out here these days, stay vigilant

[alpha. @justAlpha_]

😔

[dustulatør @dustulator06_]

U black asf if yo cashapp banned

[William D. Hendrix @SpecificNY]

We got like 12 different Hitler’s at MSG tonight dawg

[alpha. @justAlpha_]

jose alvarado mannnn

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Red onions are clearly fcking purple 😑

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[alpha. @justAlpha_]

it be niggas out here w air force’s on, no socks

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

w⚓️ is so innovative omg

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[Darken Petrović @PilloEscondido]

Mind you he was doing shit like this