Pape Says

MHS's fave choir teacher's best quotes.

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"My name is Chad Pape. Mr. Pape to you because you are not my friends and you don't live in my house."

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“Who wants to fetch the… ugly ones?”

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“Legato singing is lots of inappropriate touching between notes”

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“It sounds like I just dragged you out of an alley and taught you music”

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“The first block day of the year promotes violence”

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How about that shit?

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Mr. Pape had to scrap his windshield with a spatula this morning.

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Evil! Evil risers!

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“My giant troll sized head is in the way, I’m sorry.”

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“Why are you running the red light you giant stupid semi”

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“Rich people, if you live in the same tax bracket as me, please pay for your chamber clothes.”

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“Yes, a grown ass AH vowel”

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“There is a hard no harmonica rule.”

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“The autism of Jane Doe.”

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“You’re a cigar smokin alto, a bad decisions alto, tattoo of an ex boyfriend alto.”

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“My fatness is helping us.”

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“What the butt.”

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“Jesus is on Mike Tyson’s side.”

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“Look at all these people not going to hell… well I don’t know, maybe you are.”

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“Me and Jesus, riding on the back of a dinosaur.”