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wasting away in a hot dessert — use your imagination

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There’s no limit to how bad I am at camping

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@BarackObama You missed Flow buddy, get ready to run again in 2028 when term limits are abolished. Glad you were young the first times

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If you mix together the colors of the American flag you get violet and I think that’s pretty cute

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Gonna decide who to vote for the same as everyone else. Which candidate would I prefer to sleep with.

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Shoutout all the stupid stuff I bought during the pandemic

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@SheaSerrano Is one counting?

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The struggle is real for the untuckit guy

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I wish they just rolled you into planes I. Hospital gurneys, would be so much chiller

[Theo Fightmaster (@CandlestickThrills) @Fightmastermind]

My favorite part about flying is where we drive around for an hour while the captain works up the courage to take off.

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Life Hack: stop wasting your money

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Headline: Star Wars timeline is confusing, when was there actually a good one

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Just driving around trying not to hit shit. Ask me anything.

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If you don’t have a braided goatee you’re a fucking loser

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@Dan_Cassaro How can I get one?

[Clitty Clitty Bang Bang @scarealion]

Tipping $1 on a $7 coffee makes me want to die

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Just signed up for the airplane credit card, pretended that I bought the plane w it, and told everyone to get the fuck off my plane

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@DanteRoss Corded for like $12 it’s so chill

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When archaeologists find us there’s gonna be a lot of iPhone cords

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muffin is just the code word for cake at breakfast

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A Red Sox hat is like a dog whistle to me

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Took the most perfect shower, some might even describe it as golden