Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

A little bit cunty, a little bit rock & roll.

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Tim Ratliff after 15 lorazepams #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus

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Wonder if anyone's ever said anything...

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Asked my coworker to pick me up lunch so I could keep working unfortunately all I can do now is sit at my desk and stare at the door waiting for him to come back with my food

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I would do so bad as a POW bc I can't sleep if my legs are touching each other

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Kamala will be our first president to experience stress induced weight gain finally a REAL representative of the people

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When you think about it sitting on the couch scrolling from 8:30 to 11:45 every single night is actually the most demure and mindful thing you can do

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I'll tell you what I'm not doing with my wild and precious life Mary and that's folding a fitted sheet

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Driving a car is the real life equivalent of riding a dragon. You're in control of this 2 ton beast that can kill a person or go really fast. Crazy. I'm not on mushrooms

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@just_gabriel a baby... our dumbest purchase yet

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Me calling a cat

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You're in his DMs I'm in our bed sneezing on his pillow without covering my mouth bc I don't care if he gets sick we are not the same (I am bad)

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Overhead lighting is sexist.

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Guys stop talking about #drake's dick I don't want to see #drakeleak all I'm getting is stuff about #drakes leaked #drakedick now my timeline is going to be all #drakesleakeddick oh no my algorithm #drake #dick #drakegianthog #drake #drake

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How do you use the ass fucking machine at the gym without looking like you're getting ass fucked? Asking for a me

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If you ask what you can bring to the dinner party don't be mad if you don't like my answer, either bring me some toilet paper or don't offer

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@acemulholland @PeterSciretta My first thought was "put your dick in it"

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The Disney Cars universe is a biological caste system in this essay I will

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Is liking the smell of my own farts "gross" or is it radical self love

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They're calling it girl dinner now but back in my day it was just depression

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There's no I in team but there is in quit 🥰

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Had a minor life setback this week so giving myself grace to max out my credit card as a little treat