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“top .01% nickelback fan for two years running “- spotify wrapped

[j @just_jackiebee]

maternal instinct is just further proof that horse girls are fucking nuts

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love being a cat owner. They're such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

42-year-old Aaron Rodgers returning to the Steelers

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Reginald Beanstalk @ReggieHoggedUp]

God can 93.7 shut the fuck up about Aaron Rodgers the Buccos just swept their biggest rival who was in first place

[j @just_jackiebee]

when i’m not pregnant and go back to my four cups of coffee a day i’m going to be levitating

[MM  @adgirlMM]

I mean, I'm not an expert on dictators or anything but...

[masha @masha_slp]

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday

[j @just_jackiebee]

my day started with me spilling an entire cup of coffee all over my desk & i while still having to answer calls in my underwear. happy thursday !!!!!

[j @just_jackiebee]

a fellow co-worker pulled me aside and asked why the office went so downhill - the day after i got fired because someone went to HR stating i was talking so negatively about the company it made others uncomfortable. corporate is a fucking joke

[Chilla ki Jawani @hoeezier]

This person got an offer at my company, DMed me asking for honest feedback, I gave it, and they sent the whole conversation to HR saying “this is why I’m not joining.” You came to ME. You ASKED. Now my whole company knows it was me 😭😭 wtff😭😭😭

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I’m sorry but “oh, do you think he was referring to you?” has me in TEARS

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One of the hardest things to do at work is going back after your lunch break.

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

‘adhd is a superpower’ don’t piss me off i drank 4 shots of espresso then fell back asleep and slept through my alarm

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

it’s like a rollercoaster 😭

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[j @just_jackiebee]

watching the downfall of alex cooper in real time - i was born in the right generation

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'