Dane

Do Good Recklessly

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@tylerreid95 Congrats man

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@EricYule @sneakdoorbeta @StansGud @EGPRCHAMP @Chad_Concelmo @javiclutchlos @chadvictory @kateinthecosmos Years and years later I still remember all of it

[Satine Phoenix @satinephoenix]

Squee!! @Wizards_DnD #dnd at @lululemon with @StoneJamison and new pal @just_sweeney! 🐉

[regulatory babygirl @SENATORLAUREN]

i am an expert on the american southwest so here is a guide

[Tyler Reid @tylerreid95]

Gonna be a good year

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@MikeyPirante I’m a 30 year old metal dad and you’re a thot

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@tylerreid95 @Ana_Nelson3 I literally never once ever said I wanted to live out of it!

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@tylerreid95 I have a sordid history of extremely poor sports betting so you’ll have to count me out of this

[Dane @just_sweeney]

But wait why the wolf though https://t.co/1kAReUlVbu

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Only ONE remains perfect…

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@MikeyPirante I’m so in it let’s gooooo

[Dane @just_sweeney]

Carol of the Bells by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra:

-absolute banger
-has a sick drop
-makes u wanna run through a wall
-the definitive best Xmas song

All I Want for Christmas is You:

-a ballad? Maybe?
-no drop
-makes me sad I’m single
-I’m gonna say it, overplayed

[Dane @just_sweeney]

Millennial: all I want for Christmas is to not be engulfed in nuclear hellfire before I turn 25.

Boomer: what’s that you want? The new iPhone? Of course it is. How selfish.

[Dane @just_sweeney]

People need to tone it back with the whole reproduction thing. Do your job and have exactly 2.1 kids 🙄

[Dane @just_sweeney]

Kids on leashes crack me up like why you havin a kid before you get enough badges to train it?

[Dane @just_sweeney]

Venmo me if you wanna help buy a country https://t.co/EQUaiEzg4d

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Venezuela may be in default in as little as 48 hours https://t.co/UETovvND82

[Dane @just_sweeney]

“Millennials can’t multitask”

First of all, I have three different conversations going with the same person on three different social media platforms and it’s getting really confusing and mixed up and yeah okay you’re right

[Dane @just_sweeney]

Right wing news: the righteous flame of god burned another 200 acres but they’re snowflake pagans so whatever

Left wing news: we interviewed the fire and it wants to see Trump’s taxes too

Me: I’ve learned nothing of substance from the news in months

[Dane @just_sweeney]

Smh Vegas street performers are getting lazy. This girl just straight handcuffed me, took my phone and sent herself money and told me to have a nice day

[Dane @just_sweeney]

@EricYule Just sloppy