jeeeeeez🥶

Broward raised Grimace 🚶🏾‍♂️

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Just absolutely destroyed this football..

Rookie Ryan was 24 of 29 last year with a long of 57… a DAMN good ball kicker out of FSU

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

When your boy hits his first parlay

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check

[he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr]

feel like u can't have a loud ass jbl and free spotify. dude is walking down the street blaring an ad for chase secure banking

[Smokey “Trustfund” McPot @smokeymcburnn]

Groom has informed me one of the bridesmaids is “interested”

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

When I’m drunk and ask the bottle girl to point me to the bathroom…

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[JacksonMuse @Jackson_Muse]

Ja’Kobi Lane is still the 🐐 for this

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[McNasty @McNasty]

do gay people say "pause" when they accidentally say something straight?

[truly.sther🌟 @trulysther]

You have too much history with God to act like this chapter is where he suddenly stops being faithful.

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

This app is 10x funnier if your team is trash

[jeeeeeez🥶 @justajeff02]

That first football weekend is going to hit like the first puff of grabba

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[Trevor Sheatz @TrevorSheatz]

Two things about Heaven that I'm most excited about:

1. I will never sin again.
2. I will be with Jesus forever.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Westbrook retiring might be the first time somebody retiring made me feel old

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Wake up.
Open presents.
Spurs vs Knicks at 12.
Packers vs Bears at 1.
Heat vs Celtics at 2:30.
Bills vs Broncos at 4:30.
Sixers vs Lakers at 5.
Thunder vs Wolves at 8.
Rams vs Seahawks at 8:15.
Nuggets vs Warriors at 10:30.

Santa came through.
Christmas Day is absolutely insane.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption