kobe🔮

life’s both sweet and sour

[sam @edition_SAM]

great

[tatum @planetgraves]

To be seen is to be loved

[fenlon @1fenlon]

her name is creating discourse

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Lemme tell you a secwet ive been secwetly banging your homeboy

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[d3athbyf0resk!n @pobbster]

This song got me fingering my pusssyyyyyyyyyyy

[𓌹*beep*𓌺 @iamtheeitgirl]

and if i said slayyyter is jonbenet ramsey

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

me popping the ball back in on my sis tuck

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

facetimed my friend to show her my impulse haircut and she also had an impulse haircut

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Having a fringe as a deeply paranoid person is a kind of exposure therapy—Omg What Was That….oh. just My bang in the periphery

[Michael Wachowiak @mikewachowiak]

This video??! 😭😭😭

[lars #igcsenov @larsune]

BRO😭😭😭😭😭😭