Linda Schwartz

Baby Boomer. Mom to 4 Millennials. Expert on giving unsolicited advice.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy.
You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility.
You aren't part of his plan.
He is the entirety of his plan and the future will belong to him.
Not you.
You won't get a thank you or a knowing nod.
He will allow you to buy trinkets with his image and name emblazoned.
Trump is a despicable example of human kind.
Devoid of compassion.
Devoid of any respect for knowledge and education.
Trump is the fully realized Id.
He will have no guardians , no guard rails and no shame.
He cannot tell the difference between what he is and what he wants.
There is none when you analyze the situation.
He flunks Descarte's building block syllogism automatically.
He can't think so no therefore.
Ego driven rage and revenge.
If you're inclined to assist him please rethink your reasons.
#Trump

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

IMMORTALITY: A LOVE STORY is the #1 New York Times bestseller and I am so excited and thrilled and honored and beyond grateful to everyone who has joined Hazel and me on this journey.

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

For my LA event on Feb 27, I'm going to be joined by (pinch me) the genius herself, @VictoriaAveyard. Get your tickets here: https://t.co/si9FQxYn9c

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

@tothedogsforme It’s part of the entire experience!

[WSJ. Magazine @WSJMag]

"What you write is almost never going to be as good as Joan Didion or George Saunders, but that doesn’t mean you can’t write your little garbage anyway," says @DanaSchwartzzz. https://t.co/6VpjsFHEEk

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

Repurposing my hospital supply of surgical gloves to peel garlic is one of the best things to come out of COVID

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

First time back in a trendy city restaurant since pandemic began, another couple offered us their seats at the bar. I must have aged in dog years.

[Molly Oster @mollyoster]

So excited to see @DanaSchwartzzz’s book featured on @goodreads! Can’t wait for my copy to arrive.

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Thank you @BabsVan and @USATODAY for including Anatomy on 20 Winter Books We Can't Wait to Read! https://t.co/9OeB05l3B6

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

He didn’t mention this part but he also snuck twizzlers and junior mints into the theater. 10/10 proposal

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

After a year and a half, we’re back doing entire musical numbers in the crosswalk and I’m so happy.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We got to film another Crosswalk the Musical yesterday, and every time we do one I'm amazed by how many talented people come together to work like crazy to make something that so many people love. I'm gonna post some of my favorite ones we've done!

https://t.co/8kDe899hNl

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

JEOPARDY HOST IAN KARMEL he has no bad tweets I promise

[Dwight Jaynes @dwightjaynes]

And just one guy's opinion: the new Jeorpardy host really should be @IanKarmel . Seriously. He would be sensational.

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

10,000 reviews for @NobleBloodTales!!! Two years in, I still feel like I have to pinch myself. Thank you so much to everyone who has listened, and spread the word, and shared the love of macabre royal history 🫀👑

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

@BetteMidler And crowds! He loves a good crowd. No matter that they are armed and destroying our capitol. They are his people.
Baskets of deplorables!

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

@davidaxelrod An indescribable calm.... aside from his brief COVID set back!

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

@heatherscope @PodSaveAmerica Rile up thousands of armed conspiracy fanatics and what could go wrong? Who would've guessed? They have to answer for Santino!

[Linda Schwartz @justcall847]

Basket of deplorables!