Trumpy poo poo pants does not like it when people say Elon Musk is the actual incoming president.
He doesn’t like it one fucking bit.
In fact, he’s really, really, REALLY mad about it.
So, whatever you do — don’t tell everyone you know to say Elon is the one calling the shots.
Don’t tell a soul. 😈
BREAKING: Speaker of the House Mike Johnson said, “My relationship with Donald Trump and Elon Musk is like we’re all in a hotel room together, and they’re on the bed while I’m sitting in the chair in the corner getting a front row view of those brilliant guys really go at it.”