Justin Philips

husband. father. sleepy.

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@charliekirk11 You sick twisted traitor. You ask us to pray? These kids were literally praying when this happened. You are the biggest traitor to our country and your words are as pathetic as your soul.

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

Me: Xander your shorts are on backwards....flip them around.
X: why does it matter?
Me: Because you can't put things in your pocket!
X: Well, I don't need to put things in my pocket...
Me: ...touche

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@SenatorSlotkin I have bad news

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@chamath You are a prime example of kissing the ring to serve yourself

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@chamath How far you have fallen....from someone that had common sense to an orange tyrants boot licker. Pathetic excuse for an American.

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@ClassicoSauce Case: 05331422

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

Welp, I will never be eating @ClassicoSauce ever again in my life. Yes that's a worm attached to the jar. Yes the jar was completely sealed. Yes it was still moving 🤮 @HeinzTweets

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@ClassicoSauce i already logged a customer service request - the jar has been thrown out (not something I just keep around). The response I was given was - here is a coupon.

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@elonmusk This violates the @X policy on synthetic and manipulated media.

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@Lowes Just did. Lumber is still sitting on my driveway and I've been unable to use my driveway for 9 days now because of this.

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@Lowes been trying to get a hold of y'all for over 1 hr - 4 dropped calls, no call back. You guys delivered 20- 2x10s when I ordered 20- 2x8s. 19- 2x8s came today but the delivery guy could load the other order. I now have 39 16ft boards in my driveway and no one is answering

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

Me: hey kids tomorrow we're going to a pancake breakfast!
X: ohhh..... Will we get messy?
Me: um..well..that's up to you...
X: I'm gonna get messy!
Me: no no, the goal isn't to get messy. It's to enjoy pancakes.
X: *stares at me* .... I'm gonna get sooooo messy

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@jthaw3 @UMichFootball You saved the season man! Mistakes happen - how we respond defines us. And you responded like a CHAMPION!

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@Jbooty88 I would take my son who is 8 and just recently told me "dad, I'm never wearing red because it's an ohio color" @Sharephilips

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

Overheard from the other room:

J: I am the supreme lord
X: no you're not I am!
J: fiiiine you can be
X: wahoo! I am supreme lord of the bathroom!!!

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

Me: ok boys it's time you start making your beds every morning ok?
Boys: Uuugghh fiiinnnnee....
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Update: Been going on 2 weeks now where they are just sleeping on top of the made beds so they don't have to make their beds

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@ABG_nader @theFinnishSisu @RealOmarNavarro who are you referring to? Say it.... or are you afraid to show your racism?

[Justin Philips @justin_philips]

@TheLeoTerrell Go rally around him! Might be tight quarters in his prison cell though.

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Let's Go Blue! @B1GMBBall

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@mtgreenee So you want another civil war? You are a traitor.