Ed Eddinetti

Some people say that they don't need to drink to have fun... I don't need a plane to get from here to California either, but it makes it easier.

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

@ShipMyMoneyDFS

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

@ShipMyMoneyDFS To be fair that's a bar

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

Me after an average Ravens game

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

Last one is very fair

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

How the Government Spends your Tax Dollars:
-$28 million on licensing fees for a green “camouflage” pattern on Afghan National Army uniforms
-$2.5 million on a Super Bowl Ad for the Census
-$1.7 million for holograms of dead comedians -$500,000 to build an IHOP in Washington, DC

https://t.co/N06PKtrHhl

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

We need this man at the game now

[Lombardi Party of One @RSRLombardi]

Does anyone know this man?

Note the score. Turn up the volume. Listen closely.

Soon thereafter, the momentum shifted towards the #Ravens.

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

@RapSheet As first reported by @PFTCommenter

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

These people should be in jail

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Many fans have gathered outside Hogwarts Castle at Universal Orlando to raise their wands in tribute for Dame Maggie Smith.

(via: @AnniesUniUpdate)

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

@BarstoolBigCat When the RedZone countdown ends

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

Turns out he was tougher than the fucking sun

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

@BarstoolBigCat can you skullfuck @AmericanAir for me? Really shafting me right now

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

Dingers.

[John Ewing @johnewing]

Shohei Ohtani (+195) was the most bet player to hit a HR in Sunday Night Baseball ✅

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

We got our guy @_willcompton

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Whole time I’ve been white😏

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

i am going to create a new kind of drunk at the combination applebees/ihop that is so depressing it will test the bounds of the lord god’s infinite capacity for redemption

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

Technically all of them

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Okay Mr. smarty pants Pharmacist, how about you tell me what medications I *can* mix with alcohol.

[Ed Eddinetti @justindsweet]

Haha yeah me too haha

[snydaho @snydaho]

haven't had a drop of alcohol in 32 days and I'm here to report that i've unfortunately never felt better or missed something less