Bill Buttlicker

It's not delivery, it's depression.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Nothing says Millennial quite like washing down my antidepressant with an iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso from Starbucks.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Imagine hating me and I'm just out here coloring

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Me: "Apparently Mitch McConnell took a tumble"
Friend: "Off a cliff?"

🤣🤣

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

I'm other news, I broke my favorite hair clip today. I ✨will✨ be allowing that to ruin my day.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Love seeing the "FJB" and "Let's Go Brandon" (sooooooooooo clever btw) crowd telling the other side to be gracious rn 🙏

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Well at least that crusty ass bitch can't run again

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

jd vance’s first three big media hits
- thinks childless women don’t deserve to vote
- drank a diet mountain dew racistly, allegedly
- definitely didn’t have sex with a couch

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Can't help but think I summoned all this rain with my better sleep app

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

This election makes me miss when the life expectancy was only 37 years old.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

@TeamYouTube @amvanlanen I'm stuck on the same commercial at my house 😅😭

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

My cat looking at the carbon filtered fountain water dish we provide: 🥱
My cat looking at my glass of tap water: 🤤

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

I'm making tapered candles my entire personality.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Turns out there is a prize for my voicemail at work hitting 10+ new messages, and that prize is anxiety. 🤡

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

"Come on, it'll be funny" is the inspiration for more of my life decisions than I care to admit.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

@WISN12News Are you sure?

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Me to men in bars: "You look like you belong in a Jodi Arias documentary"

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

I would just like everyone to know that I, a millennial, just watched 30 seconds of a 4 min YouTube 'how to' video and then fixed my broken freezer. I will be riding this wave for the rest of the year.

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Eat a dick @RonJohnsonWI 😘

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

@packers @lukas_vanness Welcome to Wisco! 💚🧀

[Bill Buttlicker @justinejo_]

Chillin in my muumuu like the hot wife I am.