Justin Gawel

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[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

I'm a couple days late, but please do enjoy this quasi-erotic firestorm, rife with chickens and pigs, that I published this week on @SlackjawHumor :

https://t.co/RJV7yHc61L

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

Big fan of this Swartzwelder-ian saga from the mind of Rob White; Part 1 appearing today @SlackjawHumor . More "scientific boobery" to ensure in Parts 2 through 4 this week:

https://t.co/uGYNMlzrAO

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Science and Kick-Ass Chili Cookoffs by rob white

https://t.co/TuDU9CHEmE

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

I, for one, am glad the NFL is taking steps to reduce the amount of on-field romances and trysts so we can all properly focus on the men in costumes fight-hugging.

https://t.co/sCinVdT8KT

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

The NFL  is committed to protecting players from unnecessary risk, while keeping the sport fair, exciting, and free of on-field courtships.
(by @justingawel)
https://t.co/0ZrU2IKY0v

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

@dahcSchaberg "Yes, Princess Jacob. I know. Baby Chumlee knows. Ugly Mark Zuckerberg knows. Even Toilet Breaker knows about your affluent nonsense."

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

I can't remember my son's friends so I started giving them all nicknames now. My son hates it, and his friends hate it too. Especially Chubbo.

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

@dahcSchaberg "Don't even ask, just bring them." -Chubbo

[Michael Deagler @MichaelDeagler]

I got sober 9 years ago this week & I've spent most of the time since trying to write fiction about the baffling, humiliating beauty of that experience. Infinitely grateful to @depresssiongym and @astrahousebooks for letting me put this book out in the world

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

@KoprinceWriting @SlackjawHumor Thank you, thank you! Sorry I'm so late on this.

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

If you've often wished you could have more mementos and trinkets from local legal proceedings, look no further. My latest today on @SlackjawHumor :

https://t.co/oldrvNme6g

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

With your purchase, you'll be contributing to our county's rich history of kickbacks.
(by @justingawel)

https://t.co/X9VNuYuOcn

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

As one of the Generals approached the pants-less posse, his jersey was ripped off, revealing it had only been held together with Velcro.
(by @justingawel )

https://t.co/R1i4FaGso2

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

Excited, as always, to have words in @SlackjawHumor today.

If you're buttons include zaniness, eroticism, showboating, and point shaving, look no further:

https://t.co/JAuAfbmGWh

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

Ring in hand, I looked up at my sweetheart as she starred back confused, almost horrified. "If she says no," I thought, my heart pounding, "will I have just desecrated these gravestones for nothing?"

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

No, it’s fine. I’ll order.
(by @justingawel)

https://t.co/20rmsiBhZ9

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

I'm getting pathetically weird on @SlackjawHumor today.

Very giddy, as always:
https://t.co/0xarr0s4k1

[Justin Gawel @justingawel]

Someday, we'll play "Guess Who?" with only subjective guesses--and it will undoubtedly get too personal, and erotically uncomfortable.

As always, jazzed to be on @SlackjawHumor today:

https://t.co/flOLsEgMdZ

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

Oh, how I rue that day of popping!
(by @Light_Catcher_)

https://t.co/IwONdO09TS

[Mathias Fridemark @Knodden83]

You Didn’t Really Want To Mutiny; You Just Wanted To Be Popular by @justingawel in @SlackjawHumor https://t.co/zrnTz3muiQ